Cleavage Doesn't Fix Your Face

africandad:

africanson:

my dad went to the gas station 9 years ago and never came back

sorry son my car broke down

(via confirmance)

unprime:

going on the first date like

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(Source: unprime, via repeals)

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

(Source: aliceneedsadrink, via kixxinq)

hipstergrind:

bendapoapsis:

oh no…

nothing was the same

(Source: ayesiwmae, via magicul)

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

digging-in2-ur-pants:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

I was not ready

(via magicul)

teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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(via retiredjesus)

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

(Source: rydenarmani, via ruinedchildhood)

ghoustly:

when someone randomly shares something

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(Source: ghoustly, via pendents)