Cleavage Doesn't Fix Your Face

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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squiglets:

fishytheheroguy:

squiglets:

*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
*instant reblog*

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

*instant reblog*

(Source: slugfucker, via my--realm)

kindahorny:

"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"image

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waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

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(Source: waluiqi, via magicul)

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via retiredjesus)

221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

thatfunnyblog:

 

The President of France Getting Left Hanging [x]

Previously: The King of Sweden Wearing Silly Hats

Me IRL. 

HE FINALLY DID IT LOOK HOW SATISFIED HE IS

THANKS OBAMA

suicunesrider:

when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom

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